Limericks from my Intermediate Class

The following are a some limericks (a type of poem) written by the Intermediate class. Enjoy!

There is a young man named Bill,
He always climbs a hill,
And he always whines,
If the sun shines,
So he is considered a person who is ill. - Min hee

She was dancing in the sunshine,
Drinking a bad bottle of wine,
She woke up in a field with a cow,
She touched her head, ow!
She really needs an aspirin to be fine - Pascale

There was a beautiful cow,
Which I had never seen until now,
I wore a new jumper, blue,
And she thought: "It's not true!"
In the end I said "bye bye" with a bow. - Agnese

At midnight I heard the bell,
And I didn't feel realy well,
I saw standing beside the gate,
My well-known class mate,
Then I told him to go to hell. - Adam and Sunny

Mary said: "My dress is blue"
Her sister answered: "It isn't true!"
Mary's dress was cool
But her sister said "You're a fool!"
Mary thought: "Your brain too!" - Adriana

Last Saturday I lost a shoe
It's very beautiful and blue
I don't know how
But I can't find it now
And I'm very sad because it was new - Nerea & Mari Carmen

Jon showed Peter the snow
He said "I can ski, do you want to know?"
The sun did shine
The time passed fine
In the evening they had to go - Raffaele


(Chris abandoned the Limerick and wrote some "blank verse"!)

There are two girls in school
They are too ugly
So I don't want to see them

One day, I saw a saw in a sow cage
Because I saw "Kill Bill"
I wanted to kill them
But they are still alive - Chris


Feel free to add your own limericks (or other poems) in the comment box!